Fluffy the Snake

Species: Ball Python (also know as Royal Python)
Age: 5 years old (I can live to be 47! Average life span is 20-30 years)
Gender: Female
Favorite Food: Rats and mice!
Favorite Way to Spend My Time: Lying on my heating pad, flicking my tongue
Favorite TV Show: Survivor

Interesting Facts

• I can open my mouth wide enough to swallow a big rat whole-I never chew my food!
• I only eat about once a week—sometimes twice if I’m really hungry.
• I am nocturnal—I like to sleep during the day and slither around at night!
• I shed my skin about once a month.
• Some people think that snakes don’t have bones, but I do!
• One time I stopped eating for an entire month! (I just wasn’t that hungry)

Some of my favorite riddles:

What is snake’s favorite subject?
(Hiss-tory!)

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
(A pie-thon!)

What snakes are good at doing sums?
(Adders!)

Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can’t pull their leg!)

What snakes are found on cars?
(Windshield vipers!)

What are a snake’s favorite magic spells?
(Abra-da-cobra and adder-ca-dabra!)

Why did the viper viper nose?
(Because she adder handkerchief!)

What’s long, green and goes “hith”?
(A snake with a lisp!)

What is a snake’s favorite dance?
(The mamba!)

Why couldn’t the snake talk?
(It had a frog in his throat!)

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
(He couldn’t afford plane fare!)

What do you call a snake with a great personality?
(A snake charmer!)

What do most people do when they see a python?
(They re-coil!)

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
(A snake in the brass!)

What do you give a sick snake?
(Asp-irin!)

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
(A civil serpent!)