Marshmallow the Bunny
Age: 2 ½ years old (I can live to be 17!)
I mainly eat . . . hay, alfalfa, collard greens, parsley, celery
Favorite Food: apples, carrots, baby food, bananas
Favorite Way to Spend My Time: Digging!
Favorite TV Show: Blue’s Clues
Favorite Restaurant: IHOP (get it?)
- I sleep with my eyes open!
- When I am aggravated or want attention, I thump my foot on the ground.
- I have big eyes to help me see in the dark.
- I like to have my cheeks scratched
- I know my name, and my ears perk up when someone says “Marshmallow!”
- I’m very friendly and sometimes I like to lick fingers
Some of my favorite riddles:
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
Why was the rabbit so upset?
(She was having a bad hare day!)
What do you call a dumb bunny?
(A hare brain!)
How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?
(Just look for the gray hares!)
What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
(One with a hoppy ending!)
What do you call a rabbit comedian?
(A funny bunny!)
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
(Unique up on it!)
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
(Tame way, unique up on it!)
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
(A receding hareline!)